Chubby guys with attitude.. bigger versions of hot?

I have secret crushes on several chubbier guys and I'm not going to let "political correctness" keep me from broadcasting it! I think any man can be sexy if he knows how to carry what he has...

Chubby guys I'd get down with:

Jack Black:

 

Kevin James from The Queen of Kings:

Jack Nicholson:

Adam from Man Vs. Food:

Chris Farley (rest in peace, sweet boy):

Guy Fieri:

This is just a list of examples. When you are meant to be chubby, you know it and you know how to display it. You gotta rock it. Why not embrace it? The guys I listed here do and THAT is why they are HOT! Some of the sexiest men on Earth are chubby. Don't believe me? Refer to above images ;)

The Playmate Gate Site

Women Love Hot Rods and Muscle Cars!

I'm NOT a tomboy. I'm not in any way masculine, in fact, I'm rather a priss about some things. HOWEVER, I LOVE vehicles. I love the Transformers.  I like Harleys and fast boats. I am fascinated with Peterbilt Semi Trucks:

So tough!

My dream car is the Dodge Viper:

Purrrrr..

I collect die cast cars, like...

Hot Wheels: 

I do not own this one.

Johnny Lightning:

I DO own this car.

M2Machines:

I DO own this one.

and whatever others I find that make me happy.

I have a 1:64 die cast of Dale Earnhardt Senior's first race car, a pink '56 Ford Victoria:

Probably my most valuable car.

The car I will own very soon is a Chevy Camaro:

My baby!

And when I retire, I'll also own a Chevy Corvette Stingray:

Watch out boys.

Anyways, the point of this post is this: girls are turned on by cool cars. Girls will ALWAYS be turned on by cool cars. If you do not currently own a cool car, please do not despair. It isn't a requirement for most of us. Not even me. However, if you are dating someone and she claims that she prefers you drive a little, economical, Japanese-made, run-forever car, she is being smart. And practical. And a liar. Her motor will rev with the sound of every engine she hears from a big 'ol Chevy or Ford or Dodge, PIECE-O-CRAP, DOWN HOME AMERICAN-MADE, MUSCLE MACHINE.

That said, it really is okay to be practical, fuel efficient, eco-friendly and we do appreciate when you are these things, but PLEASE do excuse us when we moisten our panties at the sight of a Hot Rod. It cannot be helped.

Facial Hair Review..

Yuck.

When the lead singer of my favorite band, Our Lady Peace

decided to grow a beard (cultivating it and keeping it only for a brief time, during which was my first and, so far, only opportunity to see them live), I began giving the male facial hair question some thought. While I love Raine Maida

(OLP's lead singer), I am relieved he shaved the carpet from his strikingly amazing face:

No beard, adorable.

I am not completely against facial hair on a man. It depends on the man and how he keeps it. I think my biggest issue is that I have extremely sensitive skin and when a guy forgets or neglects to shave, kissing me is pretty much out of the question. It turns my face into something that resembles a sunburned porcupine victim.

There are some absolute musts in the facial hair department, such as:

Wolverine

Captain Jack Sparrow

Odin, Thor's father

Z.Z. Top

For the most part, I believe a man should keep it neat and trimmed. Both upstairs and down, by the way. My favorite style of facial hair... the soul patch:

It matches my landing strip!

All in all, facial hair is fine in my book, so long as it accents a gorgeous face without hiding it. Being lazy and not shaving doesn't count. I think if I were lazy and didn't shave, my man would have a far more negative reaction to it than I do when he doesn't shave ;)

I Love Nerds.

The most attractive quality in a man is a high I.Q. I love extremely intelligent guys. Nothing turns me off faster than someone who isn’t at least equal to me in intelligence. I love the shy, quiet, smart type. The ones who can do math and know everything about a computer. Smart is sexy. A guy should never “ghetto up” his lingo, or speak with inadequate grammar and vocabulary. And there is nothing worse than that macho asshole who is one person when alone with a girl, but someone totally different when he’s around his friends. NEVER EVER dis-respect a girl unless she totally deserves it. It’s a turn off and makes a guy appear insecure and not genuine. It also places him right into the average, boring crowd of cattle and sheep mooooving right along to society’s rhythm. LAME.

So cute.

Actually, I AM a female nerd, myself. Yes. A nerd in a model's body. I'm smart. Technology savvy. I like to read and I'm a straight A student in college. I like Star Wars, the Transformers, and the movie Office Space is one of my favorite comedies of all time. I wear glasses to drive and my laptop goes with me wherever I roam. ALL HAIL THE NERD!

10 Jobs That Will Get You Laid

For guys...

These are jobs that do NOT require extended education. They pay an average wage and any fit guy could get hired.

#1. Fire Fighter

#2. Nurse (oh yeah!)

#3. Cop

#4. E.M.T. (Paramedic)

#5. Military

#6. Bartender

#7. Bouncer

#8. D.J.

#9. Ranch Hand

#10. Delivery Guy